I'm asking the Lord to give me a good sermonA preacher's little boy inquired, "Daddy, I notice every Sunday morning when you first come out to preach, you sit up on the platform and bow your head. Why do you do that?" The father explained, "I'm asking the Lord to give me a good sermon." The little boy said, "Then why doesn't he?" Categories:God:Jokes, Funny:Jokes, Related content1. God appears as half Shiva and half Vishnu [story] 3. man woman Joke (Paramahansa Yogananda) [joke] 5. Lawyers who made it to heaven [joke] 6. Hallelujah! Hallelujah! God is great [joke] 7. Lady loses her handbag, a boy finds it [joke] 9. Preacher's Horse that stops at 'Amen' [joke] 11. Cute blackmail to Jesus [joke] 12. Jesus, Moses and an old man go golfing [joke] 13. God, how long is a million years to you [joke] 14. foolish preacher who loved god [joke] 15. Oh, the Lord did it again [joke]
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