Scientists decide to tell God that we no longer need himOne day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him. The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need You. We're at the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, we don't need you here anymore, you can go your way " God listened very patiently and kindly to the man. After the scientist was done talking, God said, "Very well, how about this? Let's say we have a man-making contest?" To which the scientist replied, "Okay, great!" But God added, "Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam." The scientist said, "Sure, no problem," and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt. God looked at him and said, "No, no! You go get your own dirt!" Categories:God:Jokes, Funny:Jokes, Related content1. God appears as half Shiva and half Vishnu [story] 3. Story of three mangoes: 2 real one imaginary [story] 4. It was my wife's first husband [joke] 6. man woman Joke (Paramahansa Yogananda) [joke] 7. Sadhguru Jaggi vasudev 'bullshit' joke [joke] 9. No! it's that woman's punishment [joke] 10. Lawyers who made it to heaven [joke] 11. Lady loses her handbag, a boy finds it [joke] 12. I'm asking the Lord to give me a good sermon [joke] 13. A Weekly Reminder [joke] 14. Jesus, Moses and an old man go golfing [joke] 15. God, how long is a million years to you [joke]
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